A band situated in Kitchener, Ontario, consisting of (name censored) on rhythm guitar, Vlad on lead guitar and Luis who thinks he can play drums but actually can't even keep a beat 'cause he's gay and looks at anime crap and wears pants that look like funnels (fhoom). This band has no skill but tries its best. Sadly, they can play songs like "Hey There Delilah" and "Funky Town".
The band is way too fucking good to have a bass or a lead singer, or lyrics to their songs for that matter. They actually jam naked 'cause they think it stimulates the hormones in the sexu....brain. If you are reading this please move your mouse cursor to the top right of your screen and click the red button with the x on it.
The band is way too fucking good to have a bass or a lead singer, or lyrics to their songs for that matter. They actually jam naked 'cause they think it stimulates the hormones in the sexu....brain. If you are reading this please move your mouse cursor to the top right of your screen and click the red button with the x on it.
1. Nerd: Oh my god I went to the band show and saw the Guitards!!!!11one!
2. Vlad: So...let's play a song.
Luis: I'll TRY to keep a rhythm going this time.
(10 minutes of playing)
(name censored): Wow that was pretty good, Guitards.
Vlad: NOOOOOO
(takes his guitar and cuts off Luis' head 'cause he can't play for shit and wears funnels for pants)(fhoom)
2. Vlad: So...let's play a song.
Luis: I'll TRY to keep a rhythm going this time.
(10 minutes of playing)
(name censored): Wow that was pretty good, Guitards.
Vlad: NOOOOOO
(takes his guitar and cuts off Luis' head 'cause he can't play for shit and wears funnels for pants)(fhoom)
by ArkaneDemon June 26, 2008
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A way for teenagers to spend hours accomplishing nothing. Leads to them believing they can start a band, then the band fails because they only play Van Halen songs and cant get a record contract.
Person 1
I can play freebird on guitar.
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Well I can get 100% of it on expert on guitar hero.
I can play freebird on guitar.
Person 2
Well I can get 100% of it on expert on guitar hero.
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by Lance Hardwood February 2, 2008
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Sup man. Got a dirty guitar last night, they're selling them at Guitar Center. Some slut gave me one for only $50. she played it real well too, and she taught me how to play Master of Puppets. I hear Lurhana does it with other guys.
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