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Tennessee Goggles

Similar to beer goggles in nature, but different in effect. Tennessee Goggles is experienced when you drink a few too many Lynchburg Lemonades and you suddenly find your cousins attractive, and start to question your sexuality and its underlying morals.
Guy 1: I drank too many Lynchburg Lemonades last night and damn-near fucked my cousin.

Guy 2: Don’t worry, you were wearing the Tennessee Goggles, so it doesn’t count.
by Skoliosis March 25, 2022
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Cock goggles

The inability to see past the dick that was thrown on you by a man who initiates an orgasm to the point of excusing all flaws, shitheadedness, and sarcastic remarks he makes.
Dude, dumb bitch has cock goggles after I owned that shit.

I love these cock goggles he gives me! No, it's cool. I owe him money.

I tried to put him out, but my cock goggles were smeared from all his "I love you's".
by Dr. Ima King, PhD May 7, 2022
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Gully Goggles Galore

When a man places his nut sack onto the girls eyes and ejaculates into her mouth at the same time. He then pisses in her nose preventing her form breathing while fucking her box.
I just used the Gully goggles Galore on my girl last night
by Lilziv May 19, 2022
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Arabian goggles

To place your testis’ on someone’s eye sockets and let you your penis drape over their nose, thus producing a more’ eastern’ looking nose
When the wind kicked up the sand, I gave my girl the Arabian goggles to prevent sand from penetrating her eyes and nasal passages
by Hip hop potamus August 4, 2022
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Syna-goggles

On Yom Kippur, when people at Temple services look more attractive because your vision is blurred due to fasting for the Jewish day of atonement.
(Bros at shul)
“Dude, when did Talia get super hot?”
“Bruh, you got syna-goggles BAD, she’s 80 years old!”
by whatuplur October 5, 2022
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Gogy Goggles

Its Georgenotfound's clout goggles obvisly
person 1: '' Hey what are go-''
person 2: ''gogy goggles? its george not founds clout goggles''
by GogysLeftEar October 11, 2022
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homer goggles

Term used in sports debates and banter when someone is clearly biased towards their own team and doesn’t even realize it.
Take off your homer goggles and you will see that your team hasn’t done that well this year! Quit making excuses.
by Shock Smoove February 14, 2023
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