Syna-goggles

On Yom Kippur, when people at Temple services look more attractive because your vision is blurred due to fasting for the Jewish day of atonement.

(Bros at shul)
“Dude, when did Talia get super hot?”
“Bruh, you got syna-goggles BAD, she’s 80 years old!”

by whatuplur October 5, 2022

Synagoggles

Eyewear used to see "secret synagogues" invisible to the naked eye.

Jeez Louise, I need to worship but this place looks pretty un-jewish.....best put on my synagoggles

by PFT_PFT_HAAAA May 5, 2011