Girlfriend

Someone who expects you to get anything for them even if it costs over $100K

Leo's Girlfriend: Hey can you get me that ring?
Leo: Sorry it's to much
Leo's Girlfriend: Okay. I'll just break up with you

by LoweredUniform January 20, 2023

pump grief

To set the lock on a gas station pump after you have finished filling your tank. This causes gasoline to automatically start pumping before the next customer expects it to, often resulting in it splashing all over themselves and/or their car.

Steve: Dude, what is that smell?
Paul: I got pump griefed at the Quick Trip.
Steve: Care for a smoke?
Paul: Not funny.

by Sambone October 3, 2007

Bob Gilf

"Big ol' Boobed Girl I'd like To Fuck."

A girl with huge breasts that one finds attractive.

Hey Tommy, check out Bob Gilf over there.

by totalfreakinbabe August 6, 2008

dirty girlfriend

a woman's female fuck-buddy, often when she is in another committed relationship. A female's female lover.

I'd like you to meet my dirty girlfriend. We play together.

by letterB June 25, 2009

Public Girlfriend

a girl who has slept w. more then three frat guys.

Frat guy 1: Yo bro,do you know Johanna?
Frat guy 2: yea bro what about her?
Frat guy 1: dude,she's a total Public Girlfriend,
She's slept with Joe,Rob and Mike
Frat guy 2: yea bro total PG

by lick these (: November 23, 2010

Invisible girlfriend syndrome

Guys whom use photos of females they dont know to pretend to family and friends they have a girlfriend . Abbreviated to IGS

That dude's single. Nah he showed me a photo of his girlfriend. Dude ! He downloaded that pic of the net. Ahhh so he's got invisible girlfriend syndrome then....... Yep.

by geester June 2, 2016

Community Girlfriend

The new name you give your ex girlfriend after finding out she cheated on you, typically with one or more people.

Turns out my ex is the community girlfriend. she's been messing around with three other guys.

by clappedvic May 30, 2021