Chicago goatse

The Chicago goatse is when a man and woman engage in funky time and the lady sticks 8 of her fingers in your ass and stretches your hole as far as it will go the Chicago part comes into the equation when the lady uses au jus as the lubricant

“I was with Melissa the other night she gave me a Chicago goatse!”
“Damn dude rip your ass”

by Zanderguy January 16, 2025

Guatemalan Goatee

The act of using scissors or another shaving material to cut your pubic hairs off, and then using semen as a gluing agent to stick your pubic hairs to your chin to act as a beard.

"I can't grow a beard. Fuck it, ima pull a Guatemalan Goatee."

by BangalangMan February 12, 2025

Shill Gates

Jew?

Hym "That's it! Shill Gates, Kikerbeard, REE-Lon... The US government is allowing the jews to steal under threat of God punishment because they're retarded! THAT'S the racket! Shill Gates? NOT the inventor of the world's most popular operating software. Stole it from some other guy. The US government let him do it. Kikerbeard? STOLE Facebook from that other guy. REE-lon? Mentally retarded. Allowed to steal by the government. It looks like the entire purpose of the US government is to steal from everyone else and give the ill-gotten gains to the Jews! But don't you question it cus God'll getcha! They need to be ALLOWED to lie and steal cus if they AREN'T ALLOWED TO DO IT... You'll murder them all for living and stealing! AGAIN! Oh gosh-golly why does everybody hate us? I just don't get! We're doing what God told us to do to people who aren't Jews... But God is GOOD! God said I could do it so if should be fine I'm I just don't get it, OOOOOO Ghefoigal! Not like doing what God says turns you into a delusional solipsistic freak or anything..."

by Hym Iam August 19, 2025

Jump Gates

To Jump one's "gate" is to "try them" essentially, based on the assumption that the target, or person in question, cannot retaliate or will not retaliate for said action or offense; due to lack of power or ability to do so.

"Jump GATES they hood some hoes"

by SOULJALIONEL December 7, 2025

Pulling A Gates

when someone becomes so crazily obsessed with someone they back stab their friends in order to spend more time with that person

By destroying all his friendships built up over many years, for the sake of being his girlfriend's bitch, josh was pulling a Gates.

by b-rainA May 11, 2010

long distance goatee

The long distance goatee is grown when a guy enters a long distance relationship with a girl who moves away. It's the intermediary to the break up beard and the guy will be able to grow in the sides of his face easily once she dumps him.

Joe grew a long distance goatee when his girlfriend moved to Reno. He new he was getting dumped soon so he wanted to be able to grow a beard at a moments notice.

by Waltz69 July 12, 2015

Beyond The Mint Gates

The act of SJW-ing an Instagram account to death.

"Did you hear about that kid who got suspended?"
"Yeah someone found out about his meme account and totally pulled a Beyond The Mint Gates on him."

by papapapapapara March 1, 2019