obsessive compulsive flag-unfurling disorder

Or "OCFUD" for short. Refers to where you absolutely cannot stand to simply walk by a flagstaff where da pennant has become wrapped around da pole or is otherwise not hanging/flapping freely as it's supposed to be; you feel da overwhelming need to reach up and caringly "free da folds" so dat said lovely colorful banner can flutter freely and gloriously proclaim its bold "freedom of expression" message once again.

Why anybody would make an issue about someone's obsessive compulsive flag-unfurling disorder is totally beyond me --- just like "OMLC disorder" (whereby you are unable to resist closing an obviously-hanging-open mailbox-lid on your way by), it would be only common-sense logical to assume dat whoever put up da tangled-up flag would indeed want it to remain "free to flutter" instead of being messily twisted around da flagpole. Plus of course, it's only what YOU'D want OTHERS to do regarding any flag dat YOU YOURSELF had hung, and so you'd be merely following da Golden Rule by performing said Good Samaritan task yourself wif any bunched-up flag dat you see while strolling around town.

by QuacksO May 30, 2022

Pirate Flag

The equivalent of ten red flags. If someone flies a Pirate Flag upon initial meeting, it is likely they are not just a warning but a full blown, danger - is - on - the horizon kind of situation. Proceed with extreme caution. Typically associated with Frankies or someone who wears shark slides.

Frankie gave me a Pirate Flag while cooking in the parking lot.

by k27g August 28, 2024

Flag wanker

Someone who holds up a flag that blocks the view of the stage for people standing behind them.

He could only see half the stage because of some flag wanker waving his stupid flag and blocking his view.

by Crack ed 25 April 18, 2025

Blue Flags

F1 Flags waved for Nicholas Latifi, Lance Stroll, or previously, Nikita Mazepin.

Blue Flags tell a driver to let cars through that are a lap ahead.

Nikita Mazepin is Blue-Flag Sexual. He is attracted to blue flags.

by 33samtrbr April 13, 2022

Taping flags

Fucking in the bathroom in high school.

Emily and Michael were taping flags.

by Taping flags October 4, 2017

flag

a piece of cloth or similar material, typically oblong or square, attachable by one edge to a pole or rope and used as the symbol or emblem of a country or institution or as a decoration during public festivities.

a pride flag

by euigene June 13, 2022

Bonnie Blue Flag

someone who forgors children every night

"I bonnie blue flaged a child"

by DT11M100 February 22, 2022