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Eli

Really is the type of guys who looks like a big dildo.
Eli is a giant cock.
by jesus on the smoke October 28, 2021
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Eli

loves you more its a fact its literally in the dictionary
by gaymf_. November 1, 2021
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Elis

A really nice guy. He can be a little bit quiet sometimes but generally, he speaks out on what is on his mind. He also has the biggest dump truck you can ever imagine, his ass is so big you can't even comprehend. He is also really short and has a crooked center parting. His penis is also around 2.62 meters long.
Oh God, there he is, the guy with the biggest dump truck and penis in all of Europe, Elis
by Giganormus Guy September 6, 2021
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Eli

A person with big muscles ad big hands and nice hair that he always touches. A nice smile and a good jaw line. Is a mixture of Leonardo Dicapreo Harry Styles and Rudy Pankow.
"Eli is fit and has a great girlfriend"
by fbhbefhbefh September 13, 2021
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Eli

Hilarious tall, funny, hot, amazing, one of a kind. He will make you laugh and smile and blush without even trying. he will make some jokes you don’t always like and will never give you gum just his gum wrappers but he’s an amazing friend who is just looking for a girl. He is somewhat flirtatious even if you dating his friends. His smile is to die for it’ll light up your world. every time he catches you looking at him he will smirk and you can’t help but blush and look away smiling. he’s dangerous to be around because you will just want to fall in love with him but you can’t.
Omg did you see the way eli looked at me!???
by life_is_good September 14, 2021
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Kristian Eli

Kristian Eli is the leader of bulking season, he invented 'bulking' in 2004 when he was born.
You ate burger king yesterday, you are a Big Kristian Eli.
Also a term commonly used for morbidly gay obese men.
by Kristian Eli dámar menn September 17, 2021
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Krispan Eli

Krispan Eli is a term for a pedo who eats children, and getting obese from 'Kid Meat' sus edition.
Are you eating baby jimmy?!? you damn Krispan Eli.
by Kristian Eli dámar menn September 17, 2021
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