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Canadian Easter egg hunt

Commonly referred to as "puck hunting season", The Canadian Easter egg hunt occurs around the same time as "Easter", the catholic holiday, when the little Canadian kids come out of their igloos to search for pucks they lost during winter, that are now being revealed by the melting snow.
Mountie 1: Man i had the best Canadian Easter egg hunt of my life this year!
Mountie 2: Hey man, me too! I found so many of the pucks i lost this winter!
Mountie 3: Getting my moose rider's license really sped up the hunt, eh?
by ThatCanadianGuy April 17, 2014
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Candle Eater

Hobo-slang sometimes used for the Russians.
Watch out for that candle eater, Vladimir.
by MBBart October 16, 2015
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coin eater

A young woman who'd basically suck the Man dry of his money. Every cent.
Hey look over there! It's the Coin Eater!
by SteamDood February 1, 2016
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Dying Easter Eggs

After having sex with your partner, finish inside him or her. Then pull out and dunk your balls into the cum filled vagina. This can be done in an asshole as well for more color variety.
Man: I love me some Easter! When I get home from church I am dying Easter eggs in my wife's pussy.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 14, 2017
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pushy eater

1) An incredibly rude dinner guest, who swipes the last piece of food even after stuffing themselves completely

2) A guy or gal that hogs the cooch in a 3-way, and won't allow you to get a lick

3) Someone who breaks in line at a buffet or restaurant
Sandra wouldn't get her face out of my girlfirend's twat long enough for me to get a lick, so I fucked that pushy eater in her ass while she kept munching on cooch!

Or...

That fat cocksucker at Golden Corral bumped me out of the way so she could grab the last piece of Texas Toast! Fuckin pushy eaters...
by Rip Nuance September 17, 2017
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vagina eater

Someone who is great at eating that pussy to the point the girls will talk about your eating skills with each other.
1.: Who is he?
2.: That is that great vagina eater
by NiggyTheNi**erFa**ot October 13, 2017
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odor eater sandwich

sexual- a woman gets a cracker of her choice and scrapes out the dick cheese of an uncircumcised guy then eats it before she sucks him off
Susie always uses a Ritz cracker when she makes an odor eater sandwich
by Hungry Hannah January 12, 2018
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