get Daved

When an older sibling is mightily bested by their younger sibling.

Win-less in 2 years but STILL trying to beat his little brother? Dude's about to get Daved.

by Better Brother June 7, 2018

daveomatic

Commercially available industrial and domestic work bot designed to provide ISDN technical support and dispensing hot lovin’.

I've got one of those new Daveomatics. Try him on spin cycle. Whiter than white!

by Dave November 20, 2003

davean

A boy who is tall and brooding. He can be kind and can be mean. He is very athletic and caring for others. He may seem self-centered, but on the inside he cares a lot about the people around. He is very loyal, but if you hurt him , he will not be looking for a relationship afterwards. He is very controlling, strong, and annoying. He may be aggressive but he just jokes around.

Did you see davean? He made the football team!!!

by Anna Clark June 12, 2017

Lemon on cardboard Dave (locd)

When something is the most terrible thing person or idea

“Your Gacha edit is Lemon on cardboard Dave(locd)
“My teacher is Lemon on cardboard Dave (locd)

by The_Real_Fuck_Tart October 17, 2020

Dave Evans

Original lead vocalist of AC/DC. Also the king of all badasses.

Wow! You're almost as badass as Dave Evans!

by The Alex Basso June 19, 2008

pulling a dave

When someone projects vomit onto another ones stairs or other common walkway in a house.
Usually occurs after consuming large amounts of alcohol.
Makes a huge mess to be cleaned up by the stair-owner but creates a great story to be told the following day.

guy 1: Omg that was an awesome party last night
guy 2: ya, except Kyle kept pulling a Dave all night!

girl: "Wow, that guy is pulling a Dave!"
guy: "Haha, that is huge!"
girl: "Braeden isnt going to be very happy to clean up that mountain of puke."

by cronos19 May 25, 2010

Dave

A way of greeting Thai transsexuals thus informing unsuspecting mates to the said Daves gender. Taken from BBC's Only Fools and Horses.

On seeing your friends chatting up a suspicious looking female approach the couple and open with the line 'Alright Dave?' Repeat till your drunken friend takes the hint or step back and enjoy.

by Petesear May 22, 2009