Ding

A stupid idiot

*oh I didn't know that* Ya ding

by Jeshbehsbs January 5, 2017

ding dong duster

A epic or very large mustache.

My god, look at that Ding dong duster.

by Kmccar91 January 14, 2017

sming ding

A word for something you can't think of.

I hit her with a Sming Ding.
I couldnt find my Sming Ding.

by Spiroscheese January 18, 2017

Ding Dong Postbox

The act of knocking on a Syrian immigrants door and shitting through the hole in their burka

I ding dong postboxed ms hosseini last night the cheeky slag

by R0_gUE January 25, 2017

bloody ring ding

When you get hit in the balls so hard you bleed from your eyes.

Last week Carl gave me a bloody ring ding! I cried only for 3 hours.

by Chickenringdinger January 31, 2017

Ding - [verb]

Would you risk a dingo run for it ; abbreviation for dingo run -verb ,

Go Ding - verb, it

by anonymous December 3, 2020

Ding dong schlong

Another word for a penis

Crap my ding dong schlong took 20 erotic damage

by Fadgy December 9, 2020