Digit Wrestling

A game played typically by a group of Royal Marines or vetted non-Royal Marines where three or more adult males drink ten or more pints of beer, strip naked and proceed to wrestle. The winner is determined when the first saliva drenched digit or finger is forcibly driven into another males poop shoot. The reigning title holder is currently named "Dutch" but proper names have not been divulged.

My arse is very sore today. I must have lost at Digit Wrestling...and I'm even upset.

by Kittykitty12 February 8, 2019

Digital Junk

Genitalia pictures on the internet or via text or other social media. Abbreviated: DJ

Send her your unrequested Digital Junk turns your social media into anti-social media.

by CrotchGourmet December 17, 2022

digitate

To waste time on a digital device by scrolling, swiping, tapping, or zoning out—especially instead of doing something more useful. The digital equivalent of vegetating.

I was supposed to finish my taxes, but I digitated on YouTube for two hours.

My teenager digitates for hours every evening—phone in hand, brain in neutral.

Don't just sit there digitating. Come help me move this lumber.

by CJDigitator June 15, 2025

Digital Spelunking

Digital spelunking is the act of probing between the toes of a sexual partner, using either the genitalia, tongue, or ear lobe, to find the necessary materials to progress through intercourse.

"B, digital spelunking is the pathway to many abilities, that some consider to be unnatural. It is a necessary evil. It is the only way we can consummate our love."

by cave_diver July 28, 2021

Digital rape

When someone gangstalks another person under the false belief they are able to steal their internet influence.

My digital rape left me without the ability to access real-life without interference from those who are trying to gain my internet influence. They exposed my most private data without my consent in order to mentally and emotionally abuse me.

by Anymouse83 November 26, 2020

digital nudist

One who prefers using online passwords drawn from their personal life experiences thus leaving themselves naked to hackers and identity thieves. They are protected only by a slim veneer of hope that they might remain invisible among the crowd. They cling to recollections of past loves, former addresses, and autobiographical trivia and eschew any conformance with the advice of technocrats.

His cubicle partner was an avowed digital nudist.

by imprecise January 17, 2015

Digital Laugh

When you find something so funny that you post it everywhere on social media

Oh my god! That is such a digital laugh!

by MWUK1909 December 19, 2016