She's the prettiest girl walking amongst Planet Earth. The best girlfriend a person could ever ask for. it's hard to not compliment her every second you're around her because she's just so damn perfect. She's the best in bed and that's no joke. Everything she does and says makes ya smile. She's the type of woman you're going to want to hold on to for the rest of you're life. I know I'm holding on to my Diamond for the rest of mine. I Love her pretty much.
Yo. Diamond ur hot.
by PoopyAss900 November 24, 2021
Get the Diamondmug. Joe Diamond Fancy is the best man there is. He is a legitimate Kung Fu Master and specialized in Japanese woodworking. Joe Diamond Fancy basks in Monster Energy girls and motorcycles. He slings cock and wood.
by Hardwoods4justice September 29, 2022
Get the Joe Diamond Fancymug. n. very close to the ground
Usually defined as short and annoying who, having no friends, often tries to fit in but gets looked over (quite literally). He is well and truly clapped.
Usually defined as short and annoying who, having no friends, often tries to fit in but gets looked over (quite literally). He is well and truly clapped.
by TheOneAndOnly........ January 31, 2019
Get the Matthew Diamondmug. a lightskin, dirty ass bitch, who has no morals whatsoever. she takes pride in fucking on niggas who clearly show no interest. she tries to break up relationships, but fails miserably and just embarrasses herself. she cannot do hair to save her life and has a horrible ph balance.
by ghostwriter005 December 31, 2023
Get the diamondmug. When a game has an indeterminate set of ranges for prizes, and the prize the player receives for a good score is underwhelming, thus leading the player to obsessively believe there is a much better prize if they can find a way to earn a higher score.
"In Tears of the Kingdom, I rang the giant bell at 164 but the Goron only gave me a Ruby. Surely, there must be a way to get a Diamond. I'll pay him again and start over..."
"You've been in the same spot for five hours. You're all out of rupees. You're obsessed. This is a Goron's Diamond situation. Go to bed."
"You've been in the same spot for five hours. You're all out of rupees. You're obsessed. This is a Goron's Diamond situation. Go to bed."
by mcinmosh July 29, 2023
Get the Goron's Diamondmug. An item that is painful to start with, became even more painful.
Normally thrown into a sentence as a threat.
Normally thrown into a sentence as a threat.
Guy: Hey babe, how about you and I--
Girl: Touch me or even finish that sentence and I will fuck you with a Diamond-studded cactus.
Girl: Touch me or even finish that sentence and I will fuck you with a Diamond-studded cactus.
by Firebirdchick March 5, 2015
Get the Diamond-studded cactusmug. Diamond is a solid form of the element carbon with its atoms arranged in a crystal structure called diamond cubic. At room temperature and pressure, another solid form of carbon known as graphite is the chemically stable form of carbon, but diamond converts to it extremely slowly. Diamond has the highest hardness and thermal conductivity of any natural material, properties that are used in major industrial applications such as cutting and polishing tools. They are also the reason that diamond anvil cells can subject materials to pressures found deep in the Earth.
Diamond’s are very rare!
by Α January 26, 2022
Get the Diamondmug.