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Mis-Directional Moron

A person that gives you the wrong address to a location and you go way off course. The person has no consideration for the fact that you are going to need map purchases at a local gas station to figure out where the hell you should be.
Hey, did you make it to the location with the address I gave you.

No you fucking Mis-Directional Moron, you gave me the wrong address and GPS took me 50 miles off course. I didn't even have phone service in the location you gave me, so I had to buy a Rand McNally map set just to get my fucking bearings.
by TinyDefs February 7, 2023
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One Direction

THE BIGGEST BAND ON THE PLANET. Nothing and no one is better than One Direction. It is a boy band made up of five idiots who can sing, whose names are Harry Styles (Hazza), Liam Payne (Payno), Zayn Malik (DJ Malik), Louis Tomlinson (Tommo) and Niall Horan (Nialler). They have the best supporters ever called Directioners, who are so good that they aren't even called fans at this point.
Person: What is One Direction?
Me: The best boy band in the world
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Switcheroo Deception

It is when medical science figures out how to remove the Adams apple in a sex change operation making the mans voice sound frilly which deceives the men who are blind to the fact that she is really a dude as medical science will one day deceive us all.
Last week I saw my neighbor wearing a dress. He came over this morning without an Adams apple. His doctor performed a switcheroo deception.
by Mr. Homophobia May 29, 2023
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bi-deception

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the method of making an intended mistake to lessen scrutiny, or make something fake feel more real
Guy 1: "-and she faked her artwork! She would often make mistakes to give the illusion its not fake, but it was AI-generated the WHOLE time."
Guy 2: "I've heard. She was using something called "bi-deception."
by ahundredovens June 6, 2023
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Compassal Direction

The four main points on a compass: north, south, east, and west.
"Yeah sure, lets use the compassal direction on the compass."
by UnluckyWorder July 31, 2024
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Immaculate Defecation

The holy grail of bowel movements. You take a big ol' dump, and you wipe. Then you look and see that the toilet paper is clean, and no turd is in the toilet. So clean, it's almost divine.
The Immaculate Defecation is the best poop in the world. No turd to clog the toilet, no mess on the TP to worry about. It's like God took the dump for you.
by beardogg0524 August 9, 2024
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one direction

the band in my time one direction were just having fun and horrible dancers
by taylorswift.13 December 14, 2023
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