by Ldhlike MMMMM March 29, 2016
a contest between two persons during which the two engage in mass consumption of coffee and attempt to laugh a lot because life is too short to do anything else.
by its_storytime December 01, 2009
a person who having been served their coffee goes over to the counter to add sugar, milk, cream whatever and takes forE-V-E-R to get his/her mix just right, and in the process is oblivious to the line up of people behind whose coffee isn't getting any warmer. In a word: moron!
by UG May 22, 2004
Shit coffee what's to explain
by Datmemeguy April 08, 2018
Taking a piping hot mug of coffee, holding it over your coworkers desk, and dropping it, causing a huge explosion of ceramic pieces and scalding caffeine juice.
by TerryTown May 16, 2016
When someone crouches over someone lying down and dangles their balls into their mouth while gyrating as fast as they can
I coffee ground your mum so fast last night i think she needs some braces
I am going to coffee grind your sister until her teeth come out
I am going to coffee grind your sister until her teeth come out
by drildo dan December 18, 2004