White Coffee

When you jizz in to some ones coffee then not tell them until they have drank it

Jack - here's a coffee Jodie

Jodie - Thank you
5 minutes later......
John - You know that was a white coffee
Jodie - You dirty pig fuck you

by Onhhh March 1, 2017

coffee happy

This word has various meanings. 1) someone working overtime (see Nervous Nigel). 2) a state where someone has drank a wee too much coffee. 3) in certain circles, another way of saying gumf. 4) a phrase volvo_man made up because a bloody spider crawled up and over his computer screen a few times at super speed. Yeah, you shut up.

Badlino: "must work...must drink...COFFEE."
Groot: "Hey man, i think it's time to lay off the caffine. you've gone coffee happy, man."

by Volvo_Man January 6, 2004

Iced Coffee

The act of eating an anal creampie some time after the initial deposit has been made giving ample time for the deposit to cool and change colors to brown.

Matt drive Kelly to work in exchange for an iced coffee.

by I am nate July 20, 2018

Ice Coffee

The act of putting crushed ice in your ass, ejaculating in someone's mouth and squeezing in the ice. Gargle and ENJOY!

Crystal loves "Ice Coffee" on a hot day.

by Joe Trio November 13, 2007

Coffee Filter

The female equivalent to a tea-bag.

Susan got tired of Mike rubbing his balls on her face while she slept, so the next night she did a coffee filter on his chin.

by mason26 August 9, 2012

make coffee

To have an extreme case of diarrhea. In having a severe case, one would be 'making strong coffee.'

Every time eat the ribs at Momma's house, I have to go home and make coffee.

by $ayfoo April 4, 2011

Hot Coffee

The act of having a morbidly obese man or woman void their bowels on one's chest. After which the aforementioned obese individual smears said fecal matter onto chest in a clockwise motion.

Oh my god....I went to Tiajuana this weekend and saw a midget get the hot coffee...I may be scarred for life....

by madcrapper81 January 9, 2009