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fatherless child

This phrase is used when someone does something so unthinkably degenerate that everyone in the group realises that they were never raised with a father figure.

Yashin is a great example of a fatherless child as he is a bit of a mental patient but lacks the cognitive ability to realise it.
Timmy: *Plays AP Ezreal*
The squad: *ANOTHER FATHERLESS CHILD*

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by Kash money man March 1, 2022
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Child Please

its a nicer way to say fuck you to someone
by tha polson March 4, 2010
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all my children

A TV Soap that has managed to remain insteresting after 35 years!!! You've gotta love it!
Erica Kane Martin Brent Cudahy Chandler Montgomery Montgomery Chandler Marick Marick Montgomery
That is the name of the main character, Erica Kane... (played by Susan Lucci)
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Child Lord

A child lord is a person who was born in a small town and can control anyone. Hitler was a child lord. Only one is born per century. Generally a Child Lord is born into a bad situation. This causes the child's development to be changed and sometimes they become able to control anyone. If a Child Lords powers are used wisely good things come from them.
The twentieth century's Child Lord killed millions of people.
by Ph.D.Ph.D. Bear October 15, 2016
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child

There are multiple types of children, so i'll list them here:

Gamer: The 8-12 year old that you see on popular violent games, and the ones that you hear screeching swear words they don't even know down their microphone at you or the team you're in. They tend to be the most obnoxious, dumbest and unskilled players you'd probably ever see on a server. Way too spoiled by their parents, and progress to be basement dwellers or tesco cashiers.

Innocent: The innocent is usually 3-10 and usually very cute, as they have not yet discovered the real world. People are drawn to innocent children as they remind them of a time long forgotten - when it was okay to be happy. Could either be smart or dumb, but both are cute, and both babble nonsensical bullshit that adults laugh at.

Broken: A broken child is the polar opposite of an innocent child. ages 3-12, were the spawn of really shitty alcoholic parents who probably neglect them, and therefore, they become total maniacs and do stupid shit, and long story short, end up in prison.

Children are the result of parenting, so if you got one, you better take good fucking care of them, because they are our future.
#1:
Gamer: Your a fag go eat shit dick
Me: Can you stop you stupid child? your hurting my ears, and my k/d ratio with your crappy skills.
Gamer: Fuck off rapist!

#2
Innocent: Whoa is that a train? lets go on it dad! please it looks so cool!
Father, smiling: Not today buddy, not today. *under his breath* thats for when you're older and gotta use it to go to slave labour

#3
inmate: So how did you get here?
broken: My dad starved me so i took my anger out on a cop
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Children

I’ll eat some children down at the buffet called kindergarten!
by EMSP420 October 7, 2019
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