Capitan Crunch

When Johnny Depp punches Amber Heard in the skull.

Hey man what do you call Capitan crunch? Its when Johnny Depp punches Amber heard in the skull.

by Bunger? July 13, 2023

Capitulate

Better than "BOW to the tyrant." It's like the fancy version of "kowtowing."

Hym "Don't capitulate to HIM! Capitulate to ME! And not ME Hym but-Oh shit... Wait... Yes ME Hym but not HIM him? Yeah... Or wait... I mean... Don't NOT capitulate to ME Hym and Don't capitulate to HIM him... Right!?"

by Hym Iam July 20, 2023

Catitalism

"Capitalism" but replaced with a "t" instead of a "p". Often used in debate, specifically policy debate.

"I just ran Catitalism K against a team!"

"Woah! Did you win?"
"Yeah! They were catfounded!"

by catitalism January 31, 2024

Capitanpizza338

you lost the game

"oh shoot im capitanpizza338 and i lost the game"

by BANNNANZ April 21, 2025

Capitlolism

When an economic-political system where extreme capitalism merges with spectacle governance, turning power, money, and ideology into a reality show. Often used when events are so chaotic or hypocritical that “late-stage capitalism” no longer feels like a sufficient explanation, so all you can do is laugh grimly.

Watching billionaires fund culture wars while infrastructure collapses is peak capitlolism.

by Amibelle February 9, 2026

Crapital

Where a state has a capital that has a capital that no one cares about yet there’s another city, that everyone knows and is bigger, yet isn’t the capital.

1: yo we should go to Augusta ME
2:Nah bro Augusta is a Crapital, let’s go to Portland ME

by The Internet Rat March 21, 2026

Capitard

A portmanteau of "capitalist" and "retard".
A derogatory, often playful term used by socialists, communists, and anti-capitalists to describe an uncritical or intellectually naive supporter of capitalism. Implies a person who blindly adheres to capitalist ideology, often ignoring its inherent flaws, historical injustices, or the nuances of alternative economic systems. Capitards are typically willfully ignorant to communist and socialist ideologies, and are slow-witted.

Example:
"Don't even bother explaining dialectical materialism to that guy, he's a total capitard."

by SankaraSuperfan July 31, 2025