Knob gobbled a kid cannon

When some bitch from wcs starts some shit so you post her grandmother to show how trashy she is and her lip stick is smeared like she just mouth hugged and dick

Kim : Velveteen rub*

Chadd : don't pretty it up Kimberly...she knob gobbled a kid cannon

by Trem55 January 20, 2017

cannonize

To make something cannonic in real life, Luke something would be cannon in a work of fiction

That inside joke has been cannonized now!

by NoxiousCoupon April 2, 2024

Cannon

A pickpocket.

Every cannon has his own technique.

by Côrno duma figa June 15, 2019

cum cannon

When your dick squirts too much cum on a girl

I cum cannoned your girl

by Dino Dick Dave April 12, 2019

granny cannon

The seats on the bus that are oriented in the direction of travel and elevated above the seats in front. They are favoured by older ladies and do not feature a handlebar. So, in the event of a head-on collision, the passenger will be propelled in the air and towards the front of the bus, hence the name.

"Hey dude, wanna sit next to me in this 4-seat?"
"Nah man, I've got my eyes set on the granny cannon."

by SnuSnuSnu March 31, 2020

Cannon

A symbolic term. It is used to refer to the male genitalia (predominantly) and is usually used to describe it during intercourse.

She was s**king that cannon like a master

Amy believed that that cannon was longer than any other.

by Alex 13 March 1, 2019

Cannon

Cannon is a very sexy lightskin who like straight thicc bitches shaking straight ass in his face.

Damn Cannon is so fine

by Double diamonds November 20, 2023