Cancer

The biggest douche.

Ronald: Did you here Caleb got diagnosed with cancer?
Mcdonald: Yeah, Cancer's such a Douche.

by Default Mate December 13, 2018

cancer

Something that kills

I would say your aim is cancer, but cancer actually kills people.

by bjjdfnvbdjfnvnjdknvfkdefnv October 10, 2022

Cancer

Worst Zodiac Sign Ever should buy people named jordy Chick Fil A

You have cancer

by BigChorizothe3rd March 24, 2023

Cancer

When a human cell tries to reproduce without humans

People with cancer evolve into dead cells.

by Advanced Ape October 20, 2022

Cancer

A pumpkin show

You know it's that pumpkin show named cancer/

by GRAPEJUICE#4 May 1, 2018

cancer soup

Noun- a chowder made of the following ingredients-
2 cups chlamydia sacks
1 fluid oz. whale semen
1/2 pack Marlboro cigarettes
3 fetuses, chopped
4 raw eggs
A dash of diarrhea
4 doses of crab wax
2 tbsp Jew tears
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Season to taste
Bring to a simmer and enjoy! Serves 4 people

I went to this awesome café a week ago and they had cancer soup that is to die for!!1

by Qwayne Raggs April 26, 2015

Toenail Cancer

(Of an action) sucking one's toes dry.
If someone were to get their toes sucked so much that they were dry, you might call it Toenail Cancer.
Related to foot fetishes.

"Oh, my God, Steph! Tom totally gave me Toenail Cancer last night."

by Salty Sarcasm March 6, 2019