computerplaegic 

Refers to adults that are paralized at the sight of a computer; also those who are terrified at the thought of using a computer.

Technophobes; Anti-Geek

Having taken pity on his computerplaegic father, the 12 year-old helps him with his laptop.

computerplaegic by E. Irvin Fischer February 6, 2008

computerist 

A computerist is a person who feels some form of prejudice towards a particular brand, model or color of a computer.

"You think my computer is going to crash just because it's black? What a computerist you are!"

computerist by JackIsReallyCool December 18, 2012

Computerzheimers

1) A condition where every time you go online you forget why you came online. 2)Memory lapses due to relying on web searches for all your info ("Googling it" too often). 3) In ability to learn anything new about computers, while still knowing everything relevant 10 years ago.

1) I came online to do something, but now I forgot, must be coming down with Computerzheimers

2) Sure call Steve at home and he has all the answers, ask him when he's away from an internet connection and you realize he has Computerzheimers

3) Dad is very geeky, but his Computerzheimers is starting to show.

Computerzheimers by RubberHole February 25, 2015

computerguy19

A kid on the internet, usually found in the revival community. Met coke in a Skype call long ago and is very well known to have dyed his hair green. He can be a bit of a jerk, but if you get to understand him better, he's not so bad.

"coke your gonna paint the earth white" -computerguy19

computerguy19 by xxxman360 November 1, 2018

Computerist 

When microcomputers were first marketed in the 1970's, corporate computer departments had all sorts of people with a lot of Titles. There were Computer Operators of course, and programmers, system analysts, tape librarians, etc. But with a Microcomputer in your home, you were everything! You were The Computerist.

Give me a call if you need help programming that, I'm a Consulting Computerist.

Computerist by Ozzie321 September 13, 2020

ComputerChick Productions

A youtuber, content creator that does graphic design and video editing.

ComputerChick Productions all your graphic and streaming needs!

ComputerChick Productions by ComputerChick Productions June 11, 2021

Ironside Computers

Ironside Compunters (or just Ironside) is a company that makes computer using parts they find in their work space. Sometimes with their parts they will put their logo on them. Most people who found Ironside is from their sponsorships with youtubers / twitch streams for example iSorrowproductions.

Person looking for a computer: "I have been wanting to look for a pre-built computer, what is a good company that makes them?"
Person that has a computer from Ironside Computers: "You should get a computer from Ironside Computers and use code isowwer for 5% off."

Ironside Computers by AdamNěco January 27, 2021