Blinded by the cock

The man is just that good with his cock by no matter what he does it is good.

Man he is a douche but i was blinded by the cock

by john tek January 8, 2006

Blumpkin Blind

A towel, blanket, or other such item, utilized by inmates to conceal their sexual acts from the guards.

Inmate Bubba made sure to put up a Blumpkin Blind, before having sex with inmate Timmy.

by One Two February 6, 2008

Blind Squirrel

When a man blindfolds a girl and drops his nuts in her mouth. Can be made more interesting by having the girl have to search blindfolded for the nuts.

Stacey was delighted when she was blind squirreled and finally found Hunter's nuts in the corner of the bed and filled her cheeks with them.

by Timhunter5 October 1, 2009

Blindpew

One that tells lies.

That blindpew told me he was 15, later I found out he was 8.

by Rice-a-Roni January 2, 2004

blind-five

a high five tht is a deliberate miss
often could be when drunk or cba to put in effort

at a party:
"matee i just got off with a buff girl"
"blind-five!!!"

by sofi=] January 22, 2008

blindriptide

blindriptide (verb)- 1.To seek shelter from harms way.
blindriptide (noun)- 1. Heroic man. 2. Sexy man 3. the man. 4. Better than you, for real.
blindriptide (adj.)- 1. A person by the name of brady.

The armed robber walks in the store with a large gun. woman and children scream for their lives. Then they spot blindriptide and they feel the security for the first time in their lives.

by Shalando McQuiring June 14, 2008

Blindrunning

Something you say when you're the last in Search and Destroy and you just look to the sky and run. You subsequently humiliate an enemy player after they can't hit you.

Holy shit! How can that guy not hit *gamertag*?! He's blindrunning for god's sake!!

by CJSteelz February 14, 2015