Blasterbate

The act of masturbating as far as possible into a toilet, urinal or woman's mouth with exacting accuracy.

I was really bored, so I decided stand as far away from the toliet, a.k.a. your mom's mouth, as possible and blasterbate.

by TIME Lincoln March 20, 2011

Bester

Better than the best, bester is the hulk of all words.

"Is she your best friend?"
"No, she is better than that. She is my bester friend!"

by FoxyDaKitten June 26, 2018

stalk beater

one who verbally plays with his genitals for the sole purpose of ego boosting

That guy talks so much shit, he is such a stalk beater

by Anonymous August 24, 2003

biggot basterd king

The rank achived when: you have become a basterd and coronated 'The King of all Biggots'. it is one of the lowest ranks in the hierarchy of Shishahism (A religion based on smoking the Hookah Pipe) and is often used as an insult or a friendly greating among devotees.

See Shishaism for more details.

Martin: Hey dude, i'm so stoned of my ass right now...
Charles: Biggot Basterd King
Martin: Same to you man, same to you.

by Martin Pedersen October 12, 2005

wife beater

nick name given to a popular lager in the UK due to the wife beating going on after drinking the beverage.

P1-"pour me a pint of wife beater"
P2-"okay mate"

by jakep97 October 22, 2011

geeter beater

Someone who beats up meth addicts

I will beat the fuck out of any tweaker because I hate meth and I am a geeter beater

by Popa Woody November 25, 2017

doo doo blaster

a child friendly refrence to a toilet, typically assigned to the household item during potty training.

kyle finally learned how to use the doo doo blaster today.

by nick1492 December 26, 2007