Baffins Badboy

Pompey Slang: The bloke who knows Charlie, that quite often loiters around Baffins Pond in Portsmouth UK.

Charlie was going to meet with the Baffins Badboy, he was told to meet at the usual place. Because he knows him.

by Tinnedfruit October 27, 2023

Baffoonaganism

Someone/something that is hilariously stupid.

Tom, you failed that test?! You’re such a Baffoonaganism

by POOLEMAN November 3, 2023

bafooter

A person that sucks at football but tells everyone their good.

Mira: Bro youre a literal bafooter
Ally: Shut up, its just that im tired!
Mira: sure..

by miasey January 17, 2024

bafun

When a retard tries to spell buffoon

Retard: You bafun
Idiot: You bafoon, don't even know how to spell bafoon
Dumbass: You fucking baffoons, it's spelled B A F F O O N S
Normal person: Buffoon, it is spelled, buffon.

by froginalog February 6, 2024

bafflegag

When a Collins shaft hits the throat

Colin bafflegag sev

by anonymous November 15, 2023

Bafishussion

A 'bafishussion' is when, one is attacked by a Salmon, Mackerel, and two baguettes at the same time, thus leading to a concussion caused by, baguettes and fish, leading to a bafishussion

Mark: Hey Sam how's the bafishussion?

Sam: It's been hell it hurts so much.

by Mr. Mors November 19, 2023

Baffle

Baffle is a sex term, where you hold the shaft of your erect penis and slowly feed your testicles into a vagina, mouth, or extremely well-prepped anus.

"I ball baffle these bitches, I'm not trying to make a baby!"

by Racer XXX February 23, 2024