cranium attack

Similar to a heart attack but occurs in the head. Often a short but intensely painful headache which disappears almost as quickly as it arrives. Cause unknown.

"Ah, fuck! I've just had a cranium attack!"

by Mr Ben February 10, 2005

hurt attack

verbal, emotional or physical abuse.

every Time i see you, i always get chest pains. because you always hurl a 'hurt attack' at me.

by EnterNot August 20, 2008

Paragraph Attack

Use of a large paragraph of text or words to confuse someone whilst evading the original topic of conversation.Mainly used on internet forums , often involving one or many subject changes and commonly referred to as a "Smoke Screen".A good retort against a "Paragraph Attack" is "Beep Beep Reversing"

This guy was completely BS'ing and when confronted he just hit me with a "Paragraph Attack"

by The BS Slayer March 11, 2009

CockHouse Attack

N. To be striked by a penis in a circular motion. Can be damaging but depends entirely on the girth and length of the cock as well as speed.

"Dude, remember that girl i hooked up with last night?"

"Yea, man"

"Haha, I CockHouse Attacked the shit out of her and she has a mushroom print now hahaha"

by 13thkill July 4, 2009

Stan Attack

An "attack" most often over a messaging service, although the attack could occur in person. The nature of the attack ranges from complaining about one's health (such as eyesight, exhaustion etc) to complaining about frivolous things such as the going-on's at a local office (that don't affect the work). The attacks are, in essence, disguised forms of complaining. The entire conversation is initiated to implement the attack, although most often beginning with a neutral statement to fool the victim into thinking it is a mutual conversation.

"OMG Bill totally Stan Attacked me last night! And I had so much work to get done..."

by Mr. K-man August 2, 2009

tud attack

When someone has eaten a whole pot of beans and later on has taken of a dump but not just any kind of dump

the dude was taking a shit but the shit just came out like drop lets ooowee so many droplets he filled the toilet up just a funky ass bathroom

man had a serious tud attack

by sittingonthetoiletlikeuhh January 16, 2010

fat'attack

when you pass out from being fucking fat!

Jesse: Damm cristian is hella obese!
Joshua: That niggas gonna have a fat'attack one of these days

by tubs oner November 10, 2010