ASSING AROUND

A person who is goofing off wasting time in a very relaxed haphazard way.

"Mario if off assing around" or "Gilbert is at the mall assing around"

by VINNY TUFANO December 25, 2007

are you coming to the tree

a weird video series on tiktok that has become a meme, made by a creepy girl on by the username @come.to.the.tree who everyone is confused by. we are not sure if she is using a face filter or not. she claims that if you don’t come to the tree, you will be cursed.

Definition: Are you coming to tree? Come to the tree or you will be cursed. are you coming to the tree

by tiktokculture April 21, 2020

Ara Ara

Ara ara is translated to Oh me or Oh my. Often used older women who look at younger boys. They try to say it in a very seductive way.

-Ara Ara are you alone little boy.
-Yes ma'am
-Want to come home with me.

by OddLu.V2 December 2, 2020

aristotlistic

When u sound like a philosopher.

ZomgIMhot: lyk omg hi
ZOmGimcool: lyk hi
ZomgIMhot: lyk lol
ZOmGimcool: omg that iz lyk sooo aristotlistic!
ZomgIMhot: Zomg wtf thats lyk 6 syllables!

by eric von douchebag June 24, 2008

Arse Bankruptcy

Usually applied for when you have the trots but its got to the fizzy gob point where there is nothing left to yield.

Being very ill with a stomach complaint for a significant period of time,

i.e
Pete- Wheres Dave then Stu?
Stu- He's been off work with the gutrot, its been three days now he must be at the point of Arse bankruptcy

by Anders Par November 9, 2010

Arkadii

Is hot and his cock is giant

Girl: Arkadii! I wanna suck your cock!
Arkadii: Give me 50$ then you may suck 10 mins

by Psup November 29, 2010

Arabian Bluetooth

When an Arab who has a headwrap has their cell phone lodged into the headwrap so they may talk hands-free. I have actually seen this.

You: Wtf that guy has a cell phone sticking out of his turban and he's talking on it!

Me: Yeah that's the new arabian bluetooth. They're not very expensive, all you need is a phone and a towel.

by pureglaucoma February 21, 2011