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twat-wad

a piece of toilet paper that gets stuck in a woman's pubic hair.
"Taking that twat-wad out of my pubes really hurt."
by kroostergirl February 19, 2012
mugGet the twat-wadmug.

Twat Swat

"I was finna smang but got twat swatted by that Becky...with the good hair."
by Jayquellin Cashmoney May 18, 2016
mugGet the Twat Swatmug.

uber-twat

The hyphenated version of uber twat, which actually makes this a twice uber'ed twat...
Uber twat cannot even describe Ginger, she actually managed to fuck over the entire world just by being born... That would make her an uber-twat.
by The Whole Fricking Globe October 8, 2008
mugGet the uber-twatmug.

Gargle Twat

A whore with meth mouth that's been awake for 6 days and hasn't washed her pussy so she had to make her pussy gargle Listerine to remove the smell of all the cum she accumulated in those 6 days
Bridgette had to make her pussy gargle Twat because all the loads of cum she took this week. Not 1 dude pulled out!
by MyDefinitionsBeTROLLIN November 28, 2022
mugGet the Gargle Twatmug.

twat floppin

To wing it.

To perform an act, such as to give a speech, without the usual preparation. To improvise or ad-lib.
Fuck this shit i didn't study i'm twat floppin it.
by jfreakzach April 11, 2010
mugGet the twat floppinmug.

Twat hour

1. The hour of the day known as Rush-hour when there are an awful lot of people driving like bastards and nearly running you off the road.

2. the hour following the Weekend pub-crawl when all the students / drunkards / louts / ne'er-do-wells are completely twatted and getting rowdy in the streets.
1. Oh Fuck, we're 20 miles from home and we've hit Twat Hour. This guy's driving up my arse, the wanker.

2. Look at all those pissed students stumbling out of the Red Lion. Looks like something's about to kick off. Must be Twat Hour.
by Bastard child of Nicky October 7, 2008
mugGet the Twat hourmug.

Twat Opossum

a twat that loooks so f*ed up that it looks like a opossum

also used as an insult
hey, fred!

Hey twat opossum
by aj wellman February 22, 2010
mugGet the Twat Opossummug.

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