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I'd Jack That

When you express your desire to steal a nice-looking car. Similar to "I'd Tap That".
"Damn, I'd jack that Phantom"
by SsSaAaMmMii March 25, 2009
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American Idiot

A permenant resident and/or citizen of the United States of America who through their actions and/or words demean the country by making its citizens all seem ignorant or uneducated. A US citizen who believes the American way of life is superior to all others and cannot/will not accept other languages, laws, regulations, and/or courtesies. No basic understanding of geography or international current events, or sympathy for those who do not have English as their native language.
"Oh, Mrs. So-and-so, this is my boyfriend Alex, he is visiting from Germany." (loudly and slowly as if speaking to a child or some one of a mentally inept ability) "ohh...DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? SINCE YOU ARE GERMAN, ARE YOU A NAZI?"

(you think i'm kidding, my boyfriend has been asked on numerous occasions)
by meghatkeineahnung May 13, 2005
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Village Idiot

The stupidest person in a town, neighborhood, or village (hence the name).
Your village called, and their idiot is missing.
by Cortana Dragoon August 3, 2005
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Idan

Idan is a really peaceful guy who is quiet externally but truly the sweetest bean. He is very intelligent and just wants to help people.
Idan is such a nice guy. He helped me carry my stuff home the other day.
by zirain April 15, 2020
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How to tell if you're an idiot

Keep clicking the link that says "How to tell if you're an idiot"
by person yo-yo December 19, 2003
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Pop Idol

Cheap TV show in which the entire country is canvassed by a panel of pop producers in order to find people with potential. These people with potential are then told to come back for a second audition so that Cowell and co. can discern which one is the most easily manipulated. There then follows the premise of a public vote, but we all know it's rigged anyhow.

I feel sorry for the people who win Pop Idol. They get paid craploads to flood the music industry with half-arsed shite and to take it up the arse from Pete Waterman.
The life cycle of a Pop Idol Winner:

August - Wins programme, lots of jubilation, gets fat record deal.
September - Releases first single. It gets to Number 1 and then bombs the next week.
October - The Sun newspaper publishes a revelation about this winner being gay/having an affair with a model/engaging in sordid group sex practices/whatever. Public don't really give a shit.
November - Having had their interest sparked by the previous month's press frenzy, their second single rockets.
December - They get to Xmas number 1.
January - Their next single bombs and we (thankfully) don't hear of them again.
May - Pop Idol starts up again.
by KHD June 22, 2004
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