zippie

• An idiot
• Name used to call someone when they do something not so smart
• An annoying person

Also, short for "zippie doo dah" derivation of zippity doo dah but changed up.

Bob: I got this rental car and I can't figure out where the gas door release switch is at.
Mike: Check on the floor by your seat, zippie.

Jim: Seriously? You put those tires on that car and you expect to drive in the snow?
Bill: Listen here, zippie doo dah, I have a set for winter and a set for summer.

by sunshine14625 March 7, 2011

zippy

A) To do something in the most dangerous and hazardous manner possible.

B) To injure oneself doing something that should normally be quite safe.

A) "So you thought driving the golf cart while juggling chainsaws was a good idea? How zippy of you."

B) "Wow, I'm not sure I've ever seen someone actually require stitches from a toast buttering incident. That's pretty damned zippy."

by Teh Willis December 2, 2007

Zippora

She’s a sarcastic bitch, who sometimes isn’t funny, but usually is. She’s very insecure and shy at times, but tries to hide that part of her. She gets mad quickly but forgives easily.

That bitch is so Zippora!

by BEvil January 31, 2019

zippo

A man wearing a speedo that has nothing to show in it.

"See that guy over there? He's a zippo."

by Tim Cramer November 25, 2007

ziplocked

The act of putting a ziplog bag over your finger and fingering your ass or someone else's ass. The ziplog bag is used so your finger doesn't smell like ass.

My friend and I were having phone sex last night and he totally ziplocked himself while I was talking to him.

by mandymanjuice February 24, 2009

zipperdyrms

A balding old man, who generally works in retail

My manager is a right zipperdyrms.

by wermy December 9, 2008

zippie

Explosive,dangerous fart.

What a zippie you made!!!

by ThatGuyThatKnows February 28, 2011