your mom 

fat

your mom is so fat, she fell of both sides of the bed.

your mom by sSp1ke September 23, 2022

your mom 

hot

person 1: what did you do last night?
person 2: your mom- shes hot
person 1: NOOOO

your mom by shreks big toe September 28, 2022

your mom 

The largest thing in the visible universe. Scientists studying her are almost certain that your mom is bigger than the universe

Class bully: Gimme your lunch money
Me: No
Class bully: What are you gonna do about it? You're too small to do anything
Me: That's not what your mom said to me last night

your mom by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats October 2, 2022

Your mom 

Me

Give your mom a big hug <3

Your mom by Mommyyyy.222315 October 8, 2022

Your mom 

Everyone's response to anything

Gupta: hey man, what are you doing tonight?

Abdul: your mom

Your mom by makaylas super simp October 10, 2022

your mom 

The most unfunny joke in the history of the internet. It's also an insult. But literally , your mom jokes/insults fucking suck. You think that you're an absolute memelord and that you have a galaxy brain , but in reality , you're an 11 year old fuck. This is me when you say: your mom

Person 1: haha is that your mom??
Me: Not funny , didn't laugh.
Example two:
Person 1 (11 year old): HAHA YOUR MAMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE JUMPED IT CAUSED A SEISMIC EARTHQUAKE!!!111
Me: Fuck off you 11 year old bitch , Your mom jokes and insults aren't even funny.

your mom by creativename_ October 11, 2022

your mom 

your mom is the thing you came out of and is the thing your freind is fucking

hello i am doing your mom

your mom by braampie October 11, 2022