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Wizardschaften

When you get schafted by a Wizard in a bad situation.

Could also be used to describe a Wizards shaft.
Liam - I'm going to get Wizardschafted!!
Robbie - OH FUCK I'VE BEEN WIZARDSCHAFTED RIGHT UP THE RECTUM.
The wizard used his Wizardschaften.
by Lillysillyxx June 29, 2024
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wizardmaxxing

Originally a form of counter-culture to looksmaxxing, wizardmaxxing is the act of using all of you available resources to become more like a wizard in your daily life. This includes dedicating yourself to your studies, dressing in a fantastical way, and being kind to those around you.

As a contestation of looksmaxxing, wizardmaxxing is about rejecting the material and embracing a more spiritual and outwardly-focused existence. Wizardmaxxing focuses on long term goals and a slower paced and mindful lifestyle.

In more humorous settings, wizardmaxxers have many wizard-coded slang terms to help romanticize the more mundane parts of life. For example: they may refer to studying or work as “reading ancient tomes” or “memorizing incantations.”

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Wizardmaxxing is an invention of the author of this UrbanDic entry and was inspired by wizard.wave on Instagram.
A: “want to go shopping this weekend?”
B: “thanks for asking but I have a test on Monday. Gotta memorize the ancient tomes. But I am free on Tuesday!”
A: “you’re always wizardmaxxing. Good luck on your test! See you Tuesday!”

A: “why do you light candles and listen to chants while cooking dinner?”
B: “I’m wizardmaxxing to help me turn something boring into making a potion that will give me strength to carry out my wizardly duties.”
by Linds_la_croix February 22, 2024
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wizardmaxxing

Originally a form of counter-culture to looksmaxxing, wizardmaxxing is the act of using all of you available resources to become more like a wizard in your daily life. This includes dedicating yourself to your studies, dressing in a fantastical way, and being kind to those around you.

As a contestation of looksmaxxing, wizardmaxxing is about rejecting the material and embracing a more spiritual and outwardly-focused existence. Wizardmaxxing focuses on long term goals and a slower paced and mindful lifestyle.

In more humorous settings, wizardmaxxers have many wizard-coded slang terms to help romanticize the more mundane parts of life. For example: they may refer to studying or work as “reading ancient tomes” or “memorizing incantations.”

* * *

Wizardmaxxing is an invention of the author of this UrbanDic entry and was inspired by wizard.wave on Instagram.
A: “want to go shopping this weekend?”
B: “thanks for asking but I have a test on Monday. Gotta memorize the ancient tomes. But I am free on Tuesday!”
A: “you’re always wizardmaxxing. Good luck on your test! See you Tuesday!”

A: “why do you light candles and listen to chants while cooking dinner?”
B: “I’m wizardmaxxing to help me turn something boring into making a potion that will give me strength to carry out my wizardly duties.”
by Linds_la_croix February 22, 2024
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wizard

That's so wizard
by 00shmate March 9, 2024
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Wizardking

A wizardking is a fabricated alternate account created under the guise of an ancient wizard's name, employed to mislead or manipulate others in online interactions or gaming communities.
Usage : "After his breakup, Alex created a wizardking account to exact revenge on his ex-girlfriend by infiltrating her online circles and spreading false information."
by .ㅤ March 12, 2024
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wizard jerking

the sexual act of dressing an old homeless person and giving the a hand job, then letting them cum in a jar that is then emptied into a cauldron and mixed with different types of herbs. then the concoction is given to the same homeless person as a drink without telling him how it was made
"did you hear about the mass wizard jerking incident!? it was insane!"
by Serbian crab March 14, 2024
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Wizard Finger

Verb describing the process of probing one’s rectum to administer a prostate exam.
Saw my doctor this morning. Gave me the old wizard finger!
by Wally Fingers April 10, 2024
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