Kiah wasted

Drink continuously without knowing how to stop. Walking with a lean and unable to stand in one spot without jerking.

I drank so much I was past drunk I was Kiah wasted.

by Majikman87 August 30, 2018

Williams wasted

The highest level of being drunk.

I went out drinking last night. I punched a cop, had a three way with a big girl and a goat and I shit myself, inside a McDonald’s. I was Williams wasted.

by Ezedoll October 5, 2025

Crater Wasted

When a person drinks copious amounts of alcohol and ends up getting a hole in their liver as a result. Similar to white girl wasted but more punk rock

Andy: Daniel is in the hospital
Suskerdoo: oh god why?
Andy: He had too much hooch last night and got crater wasted

by Ronald_ShootinJays_VasDeferens January 23, 2015

Lakewood Level Wasted

Getting overly drunk and overly high to a point only Lakewood graduates can obtain.

Wow Kris was lakewood level wasted last night

by Ricky Bobby2132453 December 5, 2014

chocolate wasted

When you say wasted in front of a girl, she will automatically respond chocolate wasted. Girls are just like this, nobody is really sure why.

Male Friend: Joe was so wasted last night.
Female Friend: Chocolate wasted.
Me: ....anyway, about Joe

by rev.swim September 11, 2021

after all of the wasted years

need a little taste of your fear

1: after all of the wasted years-

2: bro STOP SINGING TWIDDLEFINGER ITS BEEN THREE DAYS

by TFNUM1HTR August 5, 2024

AK Wasted

The epitome of wasted. So drunk where u just "fuck shit man" and when everyone gets fucked........UP.

LET'S GET AK WASTED!!!

by Team Shake Shake December 25, 2011