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Eliminate the wokeism! Sick of it!!

by cspen February 19, 2023

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Woke

While most of the youth use this term to describe someone who is cool and “dripped out”, I use it in a different sense. Personally, I use it to describe someone who is aware of the world. For example, if someone is knowledgeable on climate change or racial/social issues and is aware that these issues are indeed issues, they would be considered woke.

Jesse Pinkman: Who is more woke: that bitch ass chimpmunk Alvin or Zendaya?

Walter White: Most likely Zendaya. She is a real person and has experienced real discrimination.

Jesse Pinkman: But, Yo! He’s a chipmunk! Wouldn’t he be discriminated against?

Walter White: I don’t know Jesse, let’s get back to work.

Jesse Pinkman: Come on, Mr. White, can we have some fun? You’re like so old dude!

by waterproofcans February 20, 2023

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Woke

(Adj.) The state of awareness by those dumb enough to find injustice in everything except their own behavior

Sasha said she was woke and pro choice because nobody wanted to fuck her.

by Jew_intheright February 22, 2023

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Dark Woke

Left Wing people or politicians who aren't afraid to viciously mock their political opponents

To beat the president we can't be polite, we need to go Dark Woke.

by Krakentorpedo March 27, 2025

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Woke Putin

Woke Putin was a war hero from the years 1377-1438. He fought to make Dreamywar and Ambastler, his grandparents happy in the Hundred Year War. He was born in Schweinfurt, Germany in the year 1361. He fought in Fickmuhlen, a town in Niedersachsen when he was 19. He had very hard years as his parents, Nizza and Trump left Woke Putin when he was 61. He tragically was very goonicidal and died from gooning too hard in his pants.

"We remember Woke Putin forever!" Woke Bird the 7th, Woke Putin's great great great great great great great grandson in 2011 at 89 years old.

by Playboy Cardi March 30, 2025

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