cold vagina

(n.) A term used to describe deliberate inattentiveness on the part of a female, typically given as punishment for something said or done on the part of a man; analogous to the "cold shoulder" in men

John: I hooked up with Amy at that party last Saturday and Sarah found out.

Dave: Aww dude, that sucks!

John: Yeah, she's been giving me the cold vagina ever since.

by Doc. Chim Richalds December 8, 2010

Costume Vagina

A woman who participates in cosplay so much that she practically lives in costumes.

Sally participates in cosplay so much that she practically lives in costumes. She wears her wonder woman costume to bed, she showers in her cat woman costume, and she works in her bat girl costume.. what a Costume Vagina!

by Zordock13 November 5, 2010

dragon vagina

A woman's vagina that breathes fire when opened

When the dragonborn spread Lydia's legs, he saw her dragon vagina and spoke to it in thu'um

by Cosatomic December 18, 2014

Vagina Ethiopian

What you say when you don't care about information someone has said to you and you want them to go away. Other than just yelling out: "GO AWAY!", you just say: "Did you say Vagina Ethiopian?" Most likely they will just run away screaming.

scenario 1:

Tina: Did you know that people lick peoples butts?
Emmet: Did you say Vagina Ethiopian?
Tina: No.. EWWW!!

scenario 2:

Bob: I saw down my kindergarten teacher's shirt and saw that she had no bra! Jackpot!
Brenden: Did you say Vagina Ethiopian?
Bob: NO!! EWEWWWW!!EEWE!!!

by penis_glove June 8, 2019

vagina hickey

A hickey given to the vaginal area, after oral sex has occured and is typically caused by sucking.

Dj gave Michelle a vagina hickey last night.

by Negrodamus June 2, 2016

Whiskey Vagina

When a female has gotten too bent off of long island ice teas and can no longer function enough to participate in the act of sexual intercourse. Trying to get it in is just not happening, sorry boys. The female equivalent of whiskey dick.

I brought him home but dammit whiskey vagina prevented the want some get some.

After 5 long islands I blacked out hard core, tried to have sex...whiskey vagina strikes again!

by AOIIs In the Bathroom February 24, 2011

vagina food

Someone a girl would have sex with, but not take out in public.

Girl 1: Are you guys dating?
Girl 2: Nah, he's just some vagina food.

by freeyb October 28, 2011