Tweetzophrenic

(noun) A person who tweets about unreal experiences in order to relate to the lives of their followers or to gain attention. A Tweetzophrenic will make up scenarios and tweet about nonexistent people they "hate" or "love." By doing so, their followers will think the tweeter has a life or they might actually relate to the tweet and retweet it.

A Tweetzophrenic would tweet the following:

"Why do you always do this to me? #issues"

"I like you so much, I just wish you would notice me. #invisiblegirlproblems"

"I think about you all the time."

"I hate you so much #goaway"

However, these tweets are not directed towards a particular person. They were made up to draw attention and to be relatable.

by Marbles12345 March 1, 2012

tweetache

That feeling one gets when spending too much time tweeting and reading tweets.

I have such a tweetache right now!

by b7239 January 26, 2013

tweetshame

Relentlessly tweeting a company (generally a major corporation) with a customer service problem after going through the proper channels with no results, forcing them to respond.

I tweetshamed Amerihealth after 2 months of phone calls with no results; their consumer advocate contacted me that day and resolved my issue. Tweet shaming is the new customer service.

by Wendywrocks February 2, 2015

tweeting jesus

to fart. farting. to bust ass. busting ass. to squeeze the cheese. squeezing the cheese. baking an air biscuit.

are you just constantly tweeting jesus? stinky motherfucker.

have you tweeted jesus today? you look kind of backed up.

hold your breath, i just tweeted jesus.

i have to tweet jesus so bad, it's tearing the ass out of me.

by chuckybubbles May 9, 2014

tweetorrhea

Tweetorrhea is a communication disorder, expressed by excessive typing of tweets regardless of the meaning and the value of the message. Tweetorrhea is a newly discovered illness and their causes remain poorly understood, however some theories emerged about their connection with low self-esteem and inability to build real life relationships.

John is suffering from tweetorrhea, harasses me five tweets per minute, my phone still buzzing.

by marqoz August 4, 2015

tweetando

When a Mexican is tweeting

That vato loco is always tweetando.

by Nacho Camacho June 3, 2016

tweetling

A tweetling is a new Twitter user often with just a profile picture of a egg.

Jim has a new Twitter account. He is just a cute little tweetling

by JHowardKMAC January 20, 2017