Turn Up

Turn Up refers to a Function/Party. Also used as verb to explain what you'll be doing. Includes some use of drug(s) such as marijuana or alcohol.

Past tense - We were turnt last night!

Present tense - I'm Turnin up right now!

Future tense - I'm bouta turn up tonight!

- There's a turn up tonight homie, hit me up!

by Bay Area 707 October 28, 2013

jane turner

Slang for the act of anal sex. One who enjoys or frequents anal sex or acts involving the anus. commonly known as "janal". Can also include varieties of acts involving or including but not specific to ant-drinks or ant tasting products.

1. You know she loves getting jane turner.

by Anonymous June 11, 2006

bum turf

1. The unbridled mane of one's buttocks. (see manscaping)

2. The area which a bum claims to be his own to collect his income. Bum turf may be, and usually is fought for. Many a bum have lost their turf due to drunkeness, or inability to stand their ground.

1.
"Man my ass itches"
"Why?"
"I've got stubble because I just shaved my bum turf"

2.
"There's broken glass, vomit and shit everywhere"
"Yeah, I saw a couple of guys fighting over their bum turf"

3.
"Why do you need to share my bum turf?"
"Because I went back to mine, and found a couple of fags in my box, and I knew what they were doing because the velcro sound. It must've been the rubbing of bum turf on freshly manscaped crotch"

by Craig McRae July 11, 2006

And then he turned the gun on himself

A mock headline. Said as a hyothetical reporter at the scene of a workplace shooting. One who is fed up with the idiocy of a group and is letting them know it.

Supervisor: What are you people doing? I need those reports. I need them in 20 minutes

Guy one: Jim said he was going to do them.
Supervisor: Well, where's Jim?
Lisa: I think he went out some where maybe with Sue.
Supervisor: Sue where's Jim?
Sue: Think he's with Lisa.
Supervisor: And then He turned the gun on himself.

by Nickola1 October 21, 2010

3 Point Turn

Making a u-turn on a tight street in three total turns.

While driving, and missing the spot you wanted...make a 3 point turn.

Forward turn, reverse and turn, forward turn to straight.

You now completed a 3 point turn

by www.myspace.com/joshkoenig20 December 13, 2005

Bret Turnage

A Bret Turnage is the most hilarious person in the world. He is the life of any party. He does anything to help his friends and is amazing in bed. Seriously, his penis is AMAZING. And he knows how to treat his girl, and make her feel like a queen. You are very lucky if you have come in contact with a Bret Turnage.

OMG Look! It's a Bret Turnage!

by iamsoawesome123 November 5, 2011

Turn Around!

The mating call of the wild gargoyle. Society as a whole is generally confused as to what this mating call is in reference to, but public figures (Oprah, Charlie Sheen, and Tom Hanks) are on record stating that the act involves a strap-on.

*Heard from behind a closed door*
Gargoyle: Turn Around!
Man-Beast: Sometimes I feel like mating with you isn't quite natural....
Gargoyle: THINK I CARE?!?!???
*Sounds of moaning and crying follow*

by ConcernedUCStudent December 2, 2011