Turbush

Tur-bush (noun/n.) - Having a long braided bush (pubes) sometimes dyed in an odd color and covered in turds or poop.

Yeah man the bitch was fine as hell but had a nasty turbush

by Dizz Nasty May 18, 2013

turd surgeon

Someone who enjoys faecal investigation.

Fred: I heard Mark likes to play with his shit before he flushes it.
Mike: yeah, he's a real turd surgeon!

by dan1582 September 6, 2013

turd yodeling

The deep, strangled sound one often hears when another person is working on passing a particularly, um, challenging piece of feces from their anus.

Usually quite loud and penetrating- heard through doors and over stalls. May inspire inquires of "do you need an ambulance?" "Holy shit! What did you eat??!"

Austin Powers - "WHO DOES NUMBER 2 WORK FOR??" is a great example.

In a sentence, "That dude started turd yodeling so loud in the stall I jumped and pissed on the wall!! His ass needs to eat some oatmeal!!"

by Hotdiggity January 6, 2014

Turdbarfing

When you take a poo in the toilet then turn around and puke on top of it.

"I was so hammered last night after that huge party, by 3am I barely made it to the head and ended up turdbarfing.

by ErnErnErn April 27, 2014

turd logger

Someone who is always dropping dumpage.

Ex.
Person 1
Susie is always in the bathroom.
Person 2
She's a turd logger man.

by The3nforcer April 14, 2014

Turd maker

A turd maker is a meal of little, or no nutritional value. It could also be a meal that is bland, unexciting, was not necessarily what was desired, or otherwise failed to blow one's skirt up. Not necessarily foul or offensive, but a place holder in one's over-arching meal plan, which is consumed with the sole purpose of creating a turd later in the day.

Neil tried to make a delicious dinner, but it failed to blow his skirt up. He ate it anyway, and lovingly referred to it as his "turd maker", the meal that would help him "make turd" later.

"Hey Stephanie? why are you eating that horrible 'just add water', microwaveable, mac and cheese cup?"
Stephanie: "I don't eat it because I enjoy it, it's just a turd maker"

by turdmaker007 April 14, 2014

turd kicker

someone you work with who just kicks the "turd" and doesn't respond to emails, answers questions or does their job. They just "kick turds" all day.

Man - I emailed Kaicee a week ago to ask him a simple question and he still hasn't responded. He is such a turd kicker!

by phoenixgirl June 5, 2014