When a criminal tries to dispense of evidence in a restroom, this same-sex modern-day hero follows the offender and physically prevents any further crimes.
This lady was caught shoplifting and, in a panic, ran into the restroom to try and "flush" the evidence, but Katy, the same-sex security guard, and modern-day hero, followed the alleged criminal into the stall, secured the prisoner, and saved the day. Katy is a toilet ninja.
by carolinatdi June 14, 2011
A brush used for breaking large faeces, separating (or getting covered in) spunk and pushing rubbish down in a toilet.
"Dude, I owned you with my toilet brush!"
by Soiled Undergarment July 11, 2003
One who hangs around the sanitation area of a building waiting for someone to enter a cubicle so they can pop their head under and/or make stupid noises to annoy them. Once the frustrated person leaves the cubicle they will be harrased and quite likely flashed.
by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004
"Yo, did you get enough toilet paper for these weeks. It's getting very expensive because of the Corona Virus"
"Nah, you can wipe my ass with your tongue"
"Nah, you can wipe my ass with your tongue"
by ToiletPaperUser March 28, 2020
by LJM67 November 30, 2016
A net that you hang inside your toilet to catch anything that falls out of your pockets (ex. wallet, credit card, spare change) while you "go".
by Jefferist February 13, 2010
A conglomerate of all bodily secretions into a toilet, consisting of urine, poop, saliva, and to top it off, ejaculate. Bonus points if you add blood.
Guy 1: Yo, what did you do last night?
Guy 2: Dude, I was feeling bored so I made a hefty toilet soup.
Guy 1: Aww sick man.
Guy 2: Dude, I was feeling bored so I made a hefty toilet soup.
Guy 1: Aww sick man.
by CummingSpoon May 20, 2020