toilet brush

A brush used for breaking large faeces, separating (or getting covered in) spunk and pushing rubbish down in a toilet.

"Dude, I owned you with my toilet brush!"

by Soiled Undergarment July 11, 2003

toilet duck

One who hangs around the sanitation area of a building waiting for someone to enter a cubicle so they can pop their head under and/or make stupid noises to annoy them. Once the frustrated person leaves the cubicle they will be harrased and quite likely flashed.

George Michael was a toilet duck until he got arrested by an off-duty police officer.

by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

Toilet Buddy

A net that you hang inside your toilet to catch anything that falls out of your pockets (ex. wallet, credit card, spare change) while you "go".

"If I hadn't had my Toilet Buddy, my credit card would've been flushed!"

by Jefferist February 13, 2010

Toilet soup

A conglomerate of all bodily secretions into a toilet, consisting of urine, poop, saliva, and to top it off, ejaculate. Bonus points if you add blood.

Guy 1: Yo, what did you do last night?
Guy 2: Dude, I was feeling bored so I made a hefty toilet soup.
Guy 1: Aww sick man.

by CummingSpoon May 20, 2020

gang of toilet

A woman with a huge booty!!!

That girl's got a gang of toilet on her!

by LJM67 November 30, 2016

toilet painting

when u shit in the toilet and after u flush shit is still there..so u need to get the brush out to clean it

1. hey dad, u just went toilet painting.
2. ohh man i hate cleaning up toilet painting's.

by rufey82 March 11, 2009

Outside toilet

Another word for a bumhole

She's a right gomper, I wouldn't fancy cleaning her outside toilet!

by BoroughMarket January 7, 2011