toaster dick

When you put your weewee in the toaster

Mikey "Yo bro, i have toaster dick from last night."

Jeff "Damn bro, we went hard! Frat bros fo eva!"

by dilhoes June 15, 2018

Toasterism

When you get a body part in a toaster and can't get it out.

Shit I got my left ass cheek stuck in a toaster and I can't get it out guess I just gotta live with toasterism.

by Lasagnaaa August 26, 2019

toast rabbit

if you name a rabbit toast in minecraft, its skin will change.

i'm gonna make a toast rabbit

by meowykitty March 23, 2021

Wonder Toast

Someone who is naturally pale and would normally be considered "wonder bread", but has tanned so much in the tanning salon that their skin has a permanent brown and leathery appearance.

His girlfriend is fake. She wears Lee Press on Nails, bleaches her hair, and tans so much, she has turned into wonder toast.

by Nicole Brice December 29, 2007

Bitching Toast

An 80s word meaning cool or awesome.

That game was incredibly bitching toast.

by Huber Cumberdale January 12, 2008

zion toastie

Israeli slang literally meaning 'cock sandwich' (not the chicken kind).

He stuffed his zion toastie in her mouth.

by iseedeadpeople October 20, 2008

Sandwich Toast

Verb: When two people actively engage in sandwich eating at the same time and clash sandwiches (full or halves) before the first bite as a toast.

Gabe: To the sandwich!
*raises sandwich*
Mary: To the sandwich!
*sandwich toast followed by a synchronized bite*

by Gabe Tindall February 1, 2009