Deca Dick

The inability to achieve an erection even when sexually stimulated caused by prolonged use of the anabolic steroid "Nandrolone Decanoate," better known in bodybuilding circles as "Deca Durabolin." Deca Dick is featured in the movie "Pain & Gain" (starring Mark Wahlberg, Dwayne Johnson, and Anthony Mackie) in which Anthony Mackie's character, Adrian, is seen masturbating his flaccid penis to a pornographic film but is unable to achieve an erection. Deca Durabolin is one of the most popular anabolic steroids due to its effectiveness in promoting size and muscle growth quickly with relatively mild side effects at medium and high doses compared to other steroids. Nandrolone Decanoate breaks down into dihydronandrolone in the body which acts as an inhibitor of penile erectile function. Bodybuilders experience Deca Dick at dosages in excess of 400 mg per week after 3 - 4 weeks. While Deca Dick is supposed to be reversible (by stopping or reducing the dosage of Deca Durabolin) some bodybuilders have reported a "permanent" effect of both lack of libido and erectile dysfunction that cannot be cured with Viagra or Cialis as well as permanently making a man sterile (unable to produce children).
I had several failures with a couple chicks, it was crazy embarrassing! I then found out what deca dick was and was advised to alter my dosages and get Cialis or Viagra.
by morpheus30 February 04, 2015
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Dick and dash

When two consenting adults agree to the terms of the dick and dash contract in which both parties have consensual sex for the time being until the next sexual partner comes along and demonstrates exceptional companionship.
Met this off tinder who down to dick and dash for the night and then on to the next one.
by Trap Monroe February 02, 2018
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dick pain

something really annoying to do and/or painful
Dang man! Splitting this bill between 28 people is gonna be a dick pain to do
by billyizhang May 08, 2011
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dick hilly

Looking dumb, salty or regret for being in a situation

(Lor scoota) *cholly was there when i left a nigga dick hilly*
(Lor scoota) *cholly was there when i left a nigga dick hilly

If i walk to the store im gonna be dick hilly if they're closed
by bmorecitybitch February 16, 2016
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fish dicking

Ignoring all personal responsibilities to play with your fish tank.
Honey, quit fish dicking around and take out the trash.
by MS111 December 17, 2016
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Dick Flattening

Dick Flattening refers to a type of cock and ball torture which involves flattening one's penis via placing it between two flat surfaces and applying pressure to it.
- Babe! It's 4pm, time for your dick flattening!
- Yes honey.
by dbgrd April 30, 2021
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bomb dick

by Kookamungakilla November 21, 2016
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