Touching tips

A well-guarded secret greeting amongst men that may only occur in the absence of women. It is performed by pressing the tips of two penises together, head on, forming a straight veiny line. Verbal consent is strongly recommended and eye contact is not advised. Can be used to determine if a male is circumsided without creating an awkward or uncomfortable situation.

"Hello there fine Sir, interested in Touching Tips?"
"Of course, how could one turn down such a reasonable request."
*touches tips together*
"Perfect, but I couldn't help but notice that you're circumcised."
"What a keen and correct observation that you have made."

by Fromundo June 20, 2016

ticketbastard

another word for ticketmaster.

a monopoly that is in the ticket selling and distribution business.

also see bastard.

The band Pearl Jam boycotted venues run by Ticketmaster in 1994 and filed an unfair business practice law suit against the giant.
Because of their monopolizingways their name is synonymous with ticketbastard.

by surfer girl May 6, 2005

Tiare

A Tiare is the most perfect girl on the planet. She is smart; kind; and everyone loves her and wants to be her friend, or just like her when they grow up. Her love is passionate and sexy. She leaves men wanting more, and women questioning their sexuality by how gorgeous she is.

If you ever have the chance of dating a Tiare, never let her go. She is so rare it’s insane. Once you meet her you will never be the same again.

*Tiare walks into a room*
Boy: “I’m going to marry that girl.. I’ll kill anyone who gets in my way”

by provoallstarsamirite January 12, 2020

tiktok hater

people that hte the evil virus of satan known as tiktok

tiktok hater: tiktok bad cause of being spyware

by Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin December 9, 2021

tide pod

it clean'
It Sofen
But MOst IMportant
IT PUT U IN A COFFIN

tide pods make u oof

by Gobbler_King January 27, 2018

Shiver Me Timbers

Nowadays used in a passive aggressive way (usually by the british) at school or somewhere public when someone tries to act big and bad or naughty when they're really just a try hard.
For example:

Person 1: Talk shit about me one time and I'll batter you - you hear me?
Person 2: Ooh, sorry roadman - I'm so scared - shiver me timbers!

by British School Slang February 7, 2020

Dutch Timebomb

The act of standing amongst a group of people, breaking wind silently and then walking away, so by the time the smell hits the crowd you are out of sight and therefore beyond suspicion.

"Yeah that conversation was fucking boring, so I left them a Dutch Timebomb and bailed."

by Ali bongo January 18, 2010