the big sus man thing

if you shit in the kitchen sink and shout "SUS" 69 times at 4:20 AM the big sus man thing will appear and grant you three wishes, but do the opposite of what you wished for

me, shitting in the sink: SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS

the big sus man thing: hello child, I will grant you three wishes

me: I wish for immortality

the big sus man thing: *kills me*

by illiterate neanderthal February 9, 2022

The Strange Thing About The Johnsons

You DEFINITELY DO NOT watch it with your family, that is for sure!!! It is a short film about a boy and his undying "love" for his father, and how that "love" begins to become more serious over the boy's lifetime. It is one of the most disturbing, jaw-dropping, gut-wrenching, beautifully directed movies I have seen so far. You have to watch it to see for yourself.

Person 1: Wanna watch 'The Strange Thing About The Johnsons?

Person 2: What's that?

Person 1: It's like Precious, but on steroids.

by thatpersonguy January 3, 2012

Ain't no thing but a chicken wing

Used to describe an event, object or person which is of little importance. Stems from the fact that chickens (at least those bred as food) have wings but can't fly, rendering the wings unimportant. Can be used in place of a reassuring "don't worry about it" statement but often used as a sarcastic retort suggesting that which is being described is really not as important as the person saying it believes

Dave: Man I can't beleive I have to work on Saturday
Steve: Hey man, it ain't no thing but a chicken wing

OR

Dave: I got toally carved up by some d*ckhead white van at the roundabout
Steve: So? It ain't no thing but a chicken wing

by TheDirtyYoungMan January 7, 2008

The Only Thing They Fear Is You

A song by Mick Gordon, from a famous game franchise Doom, especially Doom Eternal. This song is played in the ARC Complex Level. Often has been played in the background in a video or montage of DoomSlayer killing Demons of Hell.

Guy 1: "Do you like the song 'The Only Thing They Fear is you?"
DoomSlayer: "No."

by fridgeSlayer September 5, 2021

Do the fuck things up

before it is too late, you go out in the world. you experience new things that nobody else would experience. you make mistakes that nobody else would make.

you are living in fear. stop worrying about everything and do the fuck things up.

by moondream111 September 11, 2020

Sure thing chicken wing

The Adelaidian way to say sure. Used only by people who are never serious.

A: Hey wanna climb that tree and steal a pine cone?
B: Sure thing chicken wing

by Mouche May 28, 2006

yellow floofy thing

kellyish for her yellow tweety bird phone book

wheres my yellow floofy thing

by analog_anarchy August 31, 2004