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My Father

A massive piece of shit that will quit literally fuck up your entire life. Not only is he an alcoholic, but he's mentally abusive, too! Wow, what a catch!
My Father ruined my life and is the root cause of my mental issues.
by metabolism April 20, 2023
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Father

Mom why don’t we have milk

Because ur father left
by Ahhhhh daddy May 23, 2022
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Father

fa·ther
/ˈfäT͟Hər/
noun
1. a myth created around the year 1500 said to be the "male adult figure" (similar to mother, which unlike father isn't a myth) of a family, only 1 has been "claimed" to have been spotted driving a vehicular object in the year 1.
"Father is a very powerful warrior, winning every fight on Ancient Dessaly's colosseum, even against the most powerful Titans, his next battle will be on Mount Olympus against Hercules!
by That One Stupid Kid January 20, 2023
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Father Larry

The Patron Saint of Covid. Provides protection against Covid-19 and variants.
-I feel like a pig shat in my head.
- You’re just hungover. Father Larry was at the party last night so there’s no way you caught Covid.
by butterluv December 23, 2021
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father with 43 years old

a panarama who has a panarama kid
oh you have a father with 43 years old? you must be a panarama
by asdasassdads June 4, 2023
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Yurty father

Same as yurt but with more enthusiasm. To agree with something someone says very enthusiastically.
Person: I got with that girl last night.
You: Yurty father, thank god I saw it coming.
by RoryRPM April 20, 2023
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the rod father

A long white pole usually rubbed and put under lots of friction in order to create electricity.
Sunny: everyone get a small rod for the lav
Zim: How about I just rub the rod father until its pulsating.
by Happy tight us January 18, 2017
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