Tech Turkey

A person who does not have, use, or know how to use, phone apps.

Don't be such a tech turkey. Download some apps on your phone!

by JayBuck September 12, 2016

Tech

Technical High school is the home of the tigers and the homes for the fobs that smells like chicken curry iskadaqa uur baathaana naacaalac ku taalay Bastarin.But if you're randomly feeling like to be blamed for something come on down to our school you will be convicted of things you didn't do even tho you weren't at school that day. Tech girls are rebellious so watch out they are a handful. Tech niggas love sharing clothes and they look like the bottom of my shoes 😍 . Come on down to the farm land St.cloud MN and sign up today !!!!
bet1980s. Meaning yes or I agree.

"Yo Tech niggas are so ugly bro "

" I know right

" Tech girls think that they the shit lately"
" OMM G"

by Realnegro3000 December 6, 2016

tech shaming

When you shame someone for having too many electronics. Much like slut shaming but for tech

"Wow Matt, why do you have so many wireless headphones and laptops?"
"Fuck Mariana, stop tech shaming me"

by techbrooo December 9, 2016

V-tech

Why foreigners and 15 year old kids (and slow people) thinks Hondas are fast... When in all reality they are a slow poor excuse for a car and V-tech is nothing more than variable valve displacement.

15 year old kid -"Wow that whip is fast"

Slow person - "yeah it had v-tech"

Person with common sense - "No it's actually not fast and gets good mpg because of v-tech, if you wanted fast should have bought American"

by Hendobp March 28, 2016

Head tech

Software used by government to listen and experiment on the public’s mind.

Usually thought of as schizophrenia for the people experimented on.

“We hooked him up to our head tech to see what he is thinking.”

by Are we in the matrix July 15, 2019

linn tech

A technical college full of nothing but beer drinking rednecks that party all night every night and fight over pussy because there’s not much to get around there

Person one “Hey let’s go to linn tech”
Person two “sure I could use a good blackout drunk”

by Yourmomssidehoe June 10, 2019

We Tech Those

''We are professionals of that especific technological machinery we use.''

Jeff: Bro, What this box ?
Dave: We Tech Those man !

by E-102 Gamma September 14, 2019