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Crash Tech Dummy

Someone with a major lack of correct inside intel and poor reconnaissance maneuvers. A lesser than, that likes to creep on the wrong motherfucker, and the people that he associates with. A complete snoop and peeping tom. The weirdest brand of creepiness that one without a life can muster. A pasty, yet trendy nerd. One that is unaware of his shortcomings in areas such as masking ascertain strategic features. A sloppy bumbler. Someone that was shitting their diapers while i studied technology.
That guy at the repair store is a complete Crash Tech Dummy.
by BitcoinBill April 24, 2018
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Tech

Technical High school is the home of the tigers and the homes for the fobs that smells like chicken curry iskadaqa uur baathaana naacaalac ku taalay Bastarin.But if you're randomly feeling like to be blamed for something come on down to our school you will be convicted of things you didn't do even tho you weren't at school that day. Tech girls are rebellious so watch out they are a handful. Tech niggas love sharing clothes and they look like the bottom of my shoes 😍 . Come on down to the farm land St.cloud MN and sign up today !!!!
bet1980s. Meaning yes or I agree.
"Yo Tech niggas are so ugly bro "

" I know right

" Tech girls think that they the shit lately"
" OMM G"
by Realnegro3000 December 6, 2016
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Tech Bum

1) A homeless man who rides from town to town on freight trains and fixes computers.

2) Digitally enhanced anatomy, which spends its time trolling the internet and spewing its filth upon unsuspecting websites.
1) I lost everything when my hard drive crashed, but a tech bum showed up in town this week and now I have all my data back!

2) I was proud of the message board I had designed, but within the first five minutes tech bums had covered it with .gifs of dancing offal.
by SoloThinkTank April 15, 2011
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TRI-County Tech

Clemson is great and all but TRI-County Tech really is the Harvard of the hills.
by Snowdaylord June 14, 2021
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Wilcox Tech

A shit technical high school in Meridian where three mice including Mouse Guapo live. With cockroaches, moldy food, greedy whores, and shit teachers.
Girl 1: Have you been to Wilcox Tech?
Girl 2: Fuck, yeah, it's shit.
by AP System April 17, 2022
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cape may tech

the school where kids go when their gay, have skill issue, or vape everyday and lungs are about to disintegrate.
Steve: Yea I go to cape may tech
Karl: Yea I go to MIDDLE township high school

Paul: So you’re gay?
by hawkman October 28, 2021
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Tech Baddie

A Tech Baddie is a fierce, brave, innovative, and confident woman in tech who has forged their own path. They've moved beyond playing it safe, embracing risks, and discovering their inner power. They're unapologetically themselves, focused on achieving their goals, and inspiring others. A Tech Baddie isn't about partying, but about creating impact and maybe a few killer codes along the way, because they aren’t just a part of tech, they are evolving it.
Brooke, the tech baddie, fuels innovation by hosting engaging podcasts featuring industry experts and rising talent, sparking conversations that ignite further creativity.

Yo, she a tech baddie…
by thebiblicallyhotmom February 11, 2025
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