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Fail tail 

When a man attepts to cling to his youth by maintaining long hair in a ponytail. Usually he is also going bald and wears a ball cap as well.
Mark should quit clinging to scraps and cut that fail tail off.
Fail tail by Freerobotsex July 6, 2010

taco tail 

the rectal burning experienced when defecating a spicy food
that chili yesterday gave me some serious taco tail
taco tail by mebalzitch October 3, 2010

Mouse tail tea bag 

When a man sits between a womans legs while she is on her period. He then only uses his teath to pull her tampon out, hitting himself in the face.
I was so drunk last night, i had a mouse tail tea bag from my wife.
Mouse tail tea bag by chino_on_ice January 23, 2012

Camel Tail

The male version of camel toe.
Judi: "Hey Barry, look at Timmy's pants. They are so tight you can see his camel tail."
Camel Tail by J.Diddy, BCPS August 1, 2012

Vagina Tail 

When the string of a tampon is hanging freely from one's vagina.
Guy: are you on your period?
Girl: Yeah I am. How'd you know?
Guy: Your vagina tail is out
Vagina Tail by Smithy McBiggles August 27, 2013

boob tailed 

The art of titty fucking whilst sitting on your partners face
I totally boob tailed that girl from the bar for hours last night ...well until she lost consciousness anyway
boob tailed by MizzardofOzz June 1, 2014