A condition afflicting a person, who, through slovenliness or malcoordinated sausage fingers, cannot type a coherent sentence for their lives.
The life of a man haunted by his type impediment..
Girl on fb: Hey, king george the VI, how's things? xx
King George VI: ajnca girmg nf 3of dsfnosdn @Nns sdkv? yy
King George VI: *Im garet tnkahs, now are you dnoig?
King George VI: *I'm fine thanks, how are you?
Girl on fb: Hey, king george the VI, how's things? xx
King George VI: ajnca girmg nf 3of dsfnosdn @Nns sdkv? yy
King George VI: *Im garet tnkahs, now are you dnoig?
King George VI: *I'm fine thanks, how are you?
by royston white May 15, 2014
Get the type impediment mug.When a self diagnosed "mentally ill" teen (usually between the ages of 13 and 16, can be older) starts typing in a spastic, mostly unreadable manner in response to getting intellectually opposed in any way. They say the typing is caused by shaking of their hands as a result of panic attacks, but is really just a way to gain the attention and/or pity of readers and the people in opposition of said person.
Tumblr User: Oh, look, allmymentaldisorders is have a melt down again.
Tumblr User 2: Yeah, they pull that shit every time someone tells them to stop self diagnosing.
Tumblr User 3: omg!!! they're having a panic attack, you ableists, just leave he/she/it/them/etc alone jfc they have depression anxiety bd ocd dd did and autism
Tumblr User: They're not having a panic attack, it's just typerventilation.
Tumblr User 2: Yeah, they pull that shit every time someone tells them to stop self diagnosing.
Tumblr User 3: omg!!! they're having a panic attack, you ableists, just leave he/she/it/them/etc alone jfc they have depression anxiety bd ocd dd did and autism
Tumblr User: They're not having a panic attack, it's just typerventilation.
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extyedlee is your own loose stray hair found anywhere
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extyedlee is your own loose stray hair found anywhere
"Hey dude, you got something on your lap."
"oh, sorry. that's a tyedlee..."
(or)
(person one pulls out one of their hairs out from their head and it goes somewhere and they cannot find it, and two weeks later:)
*person two walks up to person one* "hey, is this your tyedlee?" he asks
*person one nods* "my extyedlee, yep. Thanks"
"oh, sorry. that's a tyedlee..."
(or)
(person one pulls out one of their hairs out from their head and it goes somewhere and they cannot find it, and two weeks later:)
*person two walks up to person one* "hey, is this your tyedlee?" he asks
*person one nods* "my extyedlee, yep. Thanks"
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