"Hey dude, you got something on your lap."
"oh, sorry. that's a tyedlee..."
(or)
(person one pulls out one of their hairs out from their head and it goes somewhere and they cannot find it, and two weeks later:)
*person two walks up to person one* "hey, is this your tyedlee?" he asks
*person one nods* "my extyedlee, yep. Thanks"

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak