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Gateway Messenger Theory

Very similar to "gateway drug theory" which is the theory that the use of less harmful drugs may lead to a future risk of using more dangerous hard drugs except the addict moves from more common chat systems like whatsApp, Skype etc back to more older and dangerous ones like BBM Chat.
Guy1: Omg omg omg! BBM is for Android now!
Guy2: So?
Guy1: I need to get it a hit of that BBM again!
Guy2: Ok then..... that;s Gateway Messenger Theory you suffer from.
by neoraj3.0 October 21, 2013
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Scared Geologist Theory

The theory that the core of the Earth is not made of molten iron and nickel, but instead a hamster ball filled with Scared Geologists that run around in circles to make it spin.
"THE EARTH ARE CORE'S!!!! SCARED GEOLOGIST THEORY IS THEM TRUTH'S!!!!"
by empha September 18, 2023
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Charles Brisbane Theory

The Charles Brisbane theory follows that of the odd functions in that the sum of two odd functions are odd. His theory denotes that having two odd parents infers that you are inevitably odd.
Anton is odd, thus both his parents are odd as stated by the Charles Brisbane Theory.
by WordsMan007 June 14, 2021
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2nd Pancake Theory

The theory that the second pancake will be significantly better than the first one. For example, your mom and dad got divorced after 5 years of marriage. Then, your dad got remarried and just celebrated their 20 year anniversary.
"Lisa and I broke up"
"Don't worry, 2nd Pancake Theory
"Thanks, man"
by 3TBSVeganMayo October 9, 2019
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Inferior Female Theory

A derivative of Evolutionary Masculinity Theory. This theory posits that independent, strong women submit to men, who they are more or less oppressing, by accepting the male's sexualized submissive world view, at which point these independent, strong women are living in the image of a male's world outlook as referenced by the Evolutionary Masculinity Theory.
"Did you hear about Khara who is cuckolding her unwilling, disabled, veteran husband deployed in an active warzone? She thinks it's so sexually empowering, but little does she know she is actually validating Inferior Female Theory because he has sexualized his position, thus assuming the dominant role from the bottom and she has submitted to her fate."
by zeezer43 July 17, 2021
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Anti-Vote Theory

An alternative form of voting in which instead of showing your support for something, you instead vote against something you dislike. Traditionally to balance the system, you also add a clause where you may anti-vote as many times as you wish in order to get an accurate representation of how much people hate things. This form of voting is beneficial as it plays in to the much more natural human instinct of hating things instead of finding ways to like them.
1: hey who are you gonna vote for in the next election
2: I hate all of them, I wish I could just anti-vote the ones I hate the most
1: You’re talking about the Anti-Vote Theory dude
2: That’s sick
by TheColdHardFacts September 15, 2019
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The Henry Resool Theory

The Henry Resool Index is a measure of how susceptible individuals are to believing their own false reality or truth to the point of delusion. A death of a relative could lead to a situation where an individual expresses these mannerisms - they may begin to replace the loss of their loved one by undergoing drastic changes in behaviour seen in conditions like BPD, for example consuming large amounts of alcohol or suddenly becoming sexually active to a destructive point in an effort to numb the pain of loss experienced. Their internal thought processes would be generally fueled by denial of the situation at hand as the sudden shock could be too much to bare on the mind, individuals most susceptible to the henry resool effect range from aged 13+.
The henry resool theory explains why my father has tricked himself into believing he makes rational life decisions whereas in reality his life is chaos.
by Psycho analysis February 11, 2021
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