very selfish grandma, self obsessed only talks about her life doesnt ask how others are doing. lies about her life. doesnt help with child or grandkids. cusses other grandmas out in old lady community. has annoying dogs. very small and annoying barking dogs.
“ewww your such a shart lizzy”
“quit acting like a shart lizzy nigga”
“you full of yourself shart lizzy”
“quit acting like a shart lizzy u supposed to be a grandma”
“ted aint fw a shart lizzy”
“quit acting like a shart lizzy nigga”
“you full of yourself shart lizzy”
“quit acting like a shart lizzy u supposed to be a grandma”
“ted aint fw a shart lizzy”
by jim bithel July 18, 2024
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Old man: Fuck me, what was that?
Old woman: The bloke next door has been on the beetroot diet.
Old man: Who? Him that’s as big as a house with a heart of gold?
Old woman: Yes, I think he’s just had a shart!
Old man: Fuck me, what was that?
Old woman: The bloke next door has been on the beetroot diet.
Old man: Who? Him that’s as big as a house with a heart of gold?
Old woman: Yes, I think he’s just had a shart!
by raj13 January 14, 2023
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Woman 2: no, I’m not, I shart-ed myself and I’m still having contractions
by dela lama January 26, 2023
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