John Teacher

A bulky man who loves green, and talks about his cats nonstop. His main students are Claire and Sarah. Goes on his phone while he gives us 91876 assignments to do in 45 minutes.

"Complete the 91876 assignments in 45 minutes, or it becomes homework!" John Teacher screeched, in his raspy voice

by Milkis Official September 29, 2020

Math Teacher

Easily the worst human being to exist, we all had one at some point

Math Teacher: What is 1-1

Ummm 0-
Math Teacher: Now, add that by 163,203 and times it by 399.90
OH MY GOD!!!

by EA SPORTS ITS IN DA GAME March 19, 2024

A Bitch Teacher

The bitch that takes off 5 points if you don't indent. Also tends to pick favorites but your not one of them. Says she does not curse but yet you hear her use language worse than a sailor.

Guy1-Babe, Ms.Jackson is a bitch teacher!
Girl1-I know what a bitch!

by I Am Shady March 13, 2019

Teacher

Somebody in school that's supposed to teach you but often ends up abusing you. They can also cause you to have mental breakdowns when they're racist hoes. But they kind of teach you but not always, and they get complete control over you, they can take you're stuff, it's socialism.

I hate my reading teacher, she took away my binder.

by BaldGermanBaguette February 5, 2020

That vegan teacher

Katie Karen diekmeyer otherwise known as that vegan teacher is a Canadian YouTuber who is known for her controversial methods of promoting veganism. One of them includes her singing a song telling people to change their religion if it doesn’t allow them to be vegan. She has a dog named Bella whom she feeds a vegan diet. Her Tiktok account was suspended for making a suggestive joke to a minor, Tommyinnit. She is also a former teacher.

“Eating animals is wrong, hurting animals is wrong, share this song!”
-that vegan teacher

by anonymous June 2, 2022

Teachers

Someone who works at a place. It's not important tho.
Usually doesn't want u to use google translate, the superior format

Teachers, my dog are my homework.

That's BULLSHIT timmy, go to detention

by fuckthrfrench December 20, 2019

Maths teacher

My maths teacher once said; “You just blew in my tube… You have to ask permission before you do that.”

Boy 1 “do you want to go blow on his tube”

Boy 2 “hell yeah man.”
*The Maths teacher looming over them* “No, you need to ask permission to do that…”

by Stock photo of a man May 10, 2023